Let The Good Times Roll

calliedope:
asmilinggoddess:

itsashpadoinkleday:

So my parents have been out all day and

#BUT THEN YOU’RE JUST KEEPING IT DOWN#LIKE A DIMMER SWITCH ON LOW

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

4 weeks ago with 218,322 notes

woodmeat:

matter fact dont cum anywhere

when u done fuckin she gonna be like “where did you cum”

"dont worry about it"

hide the nut 2k14 

4 weeks ago with 12,890 notes

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

4 weeks ago with 183,854 notes

sexpectinq:

people fucking suck 

4 weeks ago with 15,306 notes

yunggangsta:

やくざ
"
  1. You are stronger than you realise.
  2. You are crueller than you realise.
  3. The smallest words will break your heart.
  4. You will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. You’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. Especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
  5. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
  6. You won’t like your name until you hear someone say it in their sleep.
  7. You’ll forget your email password but ten years from now you’ll still remember the number of steps up to his flat.
  8. You don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
  9. Never stop yourself texting someone. If you love them at 4 a.m., tell them. If you still love them at 9.30 a.m., tell them again.
  10. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it’s the kitchen floor or the Travel section of a bookshop, just make sure you have a safe place.
  11. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
  12. Sometimes, looking at someone will be like looking into the sun. Sometimes someone will look at you like you are the sun. Wait for it.
  13. You will learn how to sleep alone, how to avoid the cold corners but still fill a bed.
  14. Always be friends with the broken people. They know how to survive.
  15. You can love someone and hate them, all at once. You can miss them so much you ache but still ignore your phone when they call.
  16. You are good at something, whether it’s making someone laugh or remembering their birthday. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that these things don’t matter.
  17. You will always be hungry for love. Always. Even when someone is asleep next to you you’ll envy the pillow touching their cheek and the sheet hiding their skin.
  18. Loneliness is nothing to do with how many people are around you but how many of them understand you.
  19. People say I love you all the time. Even when they say, ‘Why didn’t you call me back?’ or ‘He’s an asshole.’ Make sure you’re listening.
  20. You will be okay.
  21. You will be okay.
"
21 things my father never told me (via kay-pee)

4 weeks ago with 156,934 notes

ragemovement:

I can’t find the works cited page in my Bible

4 weeks ago with 584 notes

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"
bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”


What the fuck is that