I’m only on tumblr on my phone so if you ever look at my blog online im sorry.

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dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

zzzeal:

Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes

Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views

Shoutout to all underappreciated artists who do amazing work and receive no recognition

1 day ago with 187,560 notes

season 3 of ahs was the best season.

1 day ago with 0 notes

mademoiselleimani:

ॐ mademoiselleimani ॐ

It’s so hard to let my eyebrows grow in.

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

1 day ago with 701,022 notes

sideponytailanimewife:

tsukinoinaba:

sideponytailanimewife:

boys exist to buy you presents and give you orgasms

well, I’m too poor to do the first one and I’m a virgin, which causes me to doubt my ability to do the second, so I think there’s a flaw in your logic.

then you’re of no use and will be farmed for the calcium in your bones and your flesh will be consumed for our nutritional needs bc ur a weak link and have no otherwise redeeming values 

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