if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
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dont shame somebody for their kinks or sexual attractions or i will break into your house and stick all of your silverware in your garbage disposal
5 days ago with 785 notes
once when i was like 5 i was drinking milk in the car and i suddenly started sobbing so much that my mom had to pull over because i thought i was going to be arrested for drinking and driving
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